Wednesday 25 January 2017

Oh Shit, Wrong Email

FUUUUUCK

I wrote my own bloody email address wrong in my own bloody contact page.

I am a tosser.

God knows how many people have tried to contact me and I haven't know. Whether it's few or loads, I don't think I want to know either way.

minalexandria97@gmail.com

There it is.

Now let me get this swear out of my system.

FUUUUCK. Shite. Bollocks. Merde. Mierda. Блядь! Faen. I am a shitbrain. I shit liquid bollocks into my own head. I have been twatted in the face with the brutal cricket bat of my own fuckery.

That was a joke. Swearing is never out of my system, bitches.
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4 comments:

  1. Claude25 January 2017 at 14:52

    Absolutely hilarious!

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    1. Min25 January 2017 at 14:54

      Do not laugh. I will wipe my arse with everything you hold dear.

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  2. Malik25 January 2017 at 15:12

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2b/a7/24/2ba7242a1e787e43367ba7d5fbbb92cc.jpg

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    1. Min25 January 2017 at 15:56

      http://media.giphy.com/media/3TuGgIBpaENA4/giphy.gif

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